I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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