Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
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He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
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I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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