i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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