question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
love makes seman taste better
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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