I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Vodka?
Forever.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
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I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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