are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
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He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Shitshow foam night was such a success
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
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Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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