if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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