What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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