Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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