Where is the hickey?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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