Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize