Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
