I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
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I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
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