I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
The best revenge is premature balding
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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