Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
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she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
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Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
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