it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
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If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
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The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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