No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
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You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
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I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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