I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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