forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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