i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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