They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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