This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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