Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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