you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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