i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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