If i come over, it means nothing
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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