If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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