i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
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By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
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We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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