Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
the condom got lost in my hair
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
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