Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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