She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
They have beer where we have blood.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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