I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
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I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
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I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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