if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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