Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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