Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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