I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
