So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
nutella sex= disaster
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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