margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Randomize
