Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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