I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
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Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
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I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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