Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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