I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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