By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
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Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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