ugly people sure do ruin things
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
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I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
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Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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