Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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