I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
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Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
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I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.