did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
two words: eviction party
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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