He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
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just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?