i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
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she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
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Boobs speak an international language.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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