I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I love you.
Bad choice
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