Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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