My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
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I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
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Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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