do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
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Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
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Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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