You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
True but thats because hes a fetus.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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