You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Randomize
