I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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