i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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