Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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